I use humor to cover up the fact that I want to jump off a bridge
Modern AU, Ziio and Haytham come home at night after going out on a date and before they leave the car, Ziio thanks Haytham for a nice evening.
Meanwhile Edward and Tessa were staying over Haytham and Ziio’s house and was wondering why the haven’t left the car yet. So, Edward takes out his trusty…
"to establish dominance" is the fucking most hilarious phrase to mE
Shockwave’s happy place. (From Transformers: Exodus by Alex Irvine)
I made a flow chart illustrating the sophisticated process I use to weed through fics.
when my tall friends start running
googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed
His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”
Imagine your icon licking a Popsicle in a seductive way, then dropping it on the ground and crying.
boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful
jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow
thanks for your contribution
gave me their phone number