what if the batkids play the GET DOWN MR PRESIDENT game with damian and he doesn’t get how it works so he’s always the one tackled and he’s trying to figure out what it is that makes them all attack him screaming GET DOWN MR PRESIDENT seemingly at random
one time my mom accidentally put wine into my little sister’s sippy cup and it was only discovered because when my sister asked for another cup she added “this juice is spicy”
*looks at Princess* Mmmhmm!
*holds up sippy cup*
"More of the spicy juice, pretty pleeaase?"
*innocent face*don’t do this here
everyone on this site is like “im worthless trash” but that just isnt true. youre definitely compostable!! so dont say you’re worthless!!!!! you are worth at least as much as manure ♥♥♥♥♥
i love how i follow all these daft slash blogs and i don’t even ship it fucking amazing
take four years of spanish so you can speak spanish at a 3 year old level
im going to pull it together
oH goSh thaNk u !!