wild-rness:

I use humor to cover up the fact that I want to jump off a bridge

When another person makes you suffer, it is because he suffers deeply within himself, and his suffering is spilling over. He does not need punishment; he needs help. That’s the message he is sending.
Thich Nhat Hanh (via nine-eyez)

mongoliantiger:

Modern AU, Ziio and Haytham come home at night after going out on a date and before they leave the car, Ziio thanks Haytham for a nice evening.

Meanwhile Edward and Tessa were staying over Haytham and Ziio’s house and was wondering why the haven’t left the car yet. So, Edward takes out his trusty…

quarkmaster:

Captain America:The Winter Soldier by ETMecheall

erikloser:

"to establish dominance" is the fucking most hilarious phrase to mE

space-bridge-to-nowhere:

needsabouttreefiddy:

space-bridge-to-nowhere:

Shockwave’s happy place. (From Transformers: Exodus by Alex Irvine)

museaway:

I made a flow chart illustrating the sophisticated process I use to weed through fics. 

missespeon:

when my tall friends start running 

image

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon licking a Popsicle in a seductive way, then dropping it on the ground and crying. 

high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

nhaingen:

they just

gave me their phone number

sayakist:

railroadsoftware:

whats that feel when no bf

relief